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Total Medals Earned: 184 (From 29 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,335 Points

Pengu Saves Christmas

Medals Earned: 3/28 (20/500 points)

Winter Bash 5 Points

Play Pengu Saves Christmas!

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Scuffed Up 5 Points

Finish a level with 0 treats.

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Lil Helper 100 Points

Beat all 12 levels and save Christmas!

Superstar 5 Points

Find and bring 1 star to the exit.

Shooting Star 5 Points

Find and bring 3 stars to the exit.

Outer Space 25 Points

Find and bring 6 stars to the exit.

Solar System 50 Points

Find and bring 9 stars to the exit.

Universal Penguin 50 Points

Find and bring every star to the exit.

( o ) v ( o ) 10 Points

( o ) v ( o )

Mmm, Tasty! 5 Points

Eat 80+ treats in a single level.

Flaming Flippers 10 Points

Beat a level in less than 10 seconds.

Mach 10 Penguin 5 Points

Achieve a stupid amount of horizontal speed.

Stomach Ache 5 Points

Beat a level without sliding once.

A Real Bird 5 Points

Don't touch the ground for three seconds.

Oof! Ouch! Owie! 5 Points

Die 10 times on a single level.

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Pico's School

Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/260 points)

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Save the Day 100 Points

Well aren't you a fucking hero?!

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R&C: Advent Chickendar

Medals Earned: 29/29 (145/145 points)

Chicken 5 Points

Little fella followed us here from the first R&C department. Think this one was Blue Eyes III. BluJu2 to his friends.

Tankhen 5 Points

Now he can make all the "cock" jokes he wants.

Chico 5 Points

Requires separate containment since the brooder incident of '99.

Madnest 5 Points

Requires separate containment.

Strawberry Cock 5 Points

That's two. Place your bets on how many cock jokes we get through by Christmas Day.

Chickien Hominid 5 Points

A chicken of extra-terrestrial origin. I was on vacation during its discovery, otherwise it wouldn't be named "Hominid" when it's clearly not a bloody ape!

Chicken Fingers 5 Points

Alright, I'll drop the researcher schtick for a second. This one is more recognisable if I copy the colours straight from an episode of Salad Fingers. But I chose bright colours on a black background and us professional artists have to stick to our guns.

Solid Cock 5 Points

This one, on the other hand, is barely recognisable regardless. Worth it for another cock joke though.

Peckey 5 Points

So close to getting another one right away. Shame his original name wasn't Biter.

Cockhead 5 Points

And we're back.

Chainsaw the Chicken 5 Points

Where the hell does he keep getting that? No, don't name him after it!

Dad's a chicken 5 Points

These two always seem to go together bringing the added confusion of how they're both named Dad. Obviously not an issue this time so I don't know why you even brought it up.

Chicky 5 Points

Went to download the music from Tricky's Sexy Dance. Said you need permission to use it and I don't even know if that user's active anymore. Don't know the name of the tune to google it so just recorded it from Bottom, the one other place I remember hearing it. Realised it's probably somewhere in the credits for Castle Crashers afterwards. Later stopped giving a crap about using music without permission anyway, making this whole endeavour the very definition of pointless.

Snowbill 5 Points

Bill as in beak. Bunnybill would have also been acceptable.

Cuboiled Egg 5 Points

We have the aforementioned colour issue, also think I should've made him wider, not to mention the fact that who even remembers Cuboy anyway? At least we can be positive in calling this particular experiment a certified failure. Sending to incinerator.

Boyfr'hen'd 5 Points

Note to self: Next year, name the damned things first to avoid making the same gag twice and having to go back and change the last one.

Chutney Glazed Chicken 5 Points

Experiments on these ones seem to have a higher than average mortality rate. Nothing to do with the delicious orange flavour, I'm sure.

What does it look like, Marvin? I'm dancing with this chicken. 5 Points

Experiments on these ones seem to have a lower than average mortality rate. Nothing to do with the disgusting mustard flavour, I'm sure.

EGGNA 5 Points

As previously alluded to, I like Joel G's Margo better but I already do two other cute green girls later.

It's Coopy Month 5 Points

Couldn't be arsed making them do the dance.

Coopy Month 2 5 Points

Couldn't be arsed thinking up a different medal name for each of them.

Chickun 5 Points

It's Rebutia by Bacun. Wanted to add a couple of characters I haven't done anything with before.

3am Chickan 5 Points

Stella by 3amsoda. Obviously some variety would be preferable but, the most memorable recurring character of this year was another green lady, I don't know what to tell you.

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R&C: Project Painbow

Medals Earned: 9/22 (45/110 points)

Red 5 Points

More like... Ded.

Orange 5 Points

More like... O... Rage.

Yellow 5 Points

More like... Yell "oh".

Green 5 Points

More like... Spleen (it'll be on the floor here somewhere).

Blue 5 Points

More like... Blew... over... after getting frozen...

Indigo 5 Points

More like... Indigo fuck yourself.

Violet 5 Points

More like... Violent.

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REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/250 points)

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Spiders in Psy's Attic!

Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)

LOSE THE FUCKING GAME! 100 Points

LOSE THE FUCKING GAME!

Tankmas ADVENTure 2022

Medals Earned: 33/40 (170/230 points)

December 1st 5 Points

Open the first present!

December 3rd 5 Points

Open the third present!

December 4th 5 Points

Open the fourth present!

December 5th 5 Points

Open the fifth present!

December 6th 5 Points

Open the sixth present!

December 7th 5 Points

Open the seventh present!

December 8th 5 Points

Open the eighth present!

December 9th 5 Points

Open the ninth present!

December 10th 5 Points

Open the tenth present!

December 11th 5 Points

Open the eleventh present!

December 12th 5 Points

Open the twelfth present!

December 13th 5 Points

Open the thirteenth present!

December 15th 5 Points

Open the fifteenth present!

December 16th 5 Points

Open the sixteenth present!

December 17th 5 Points

Open the seventeenth present!

December 18th 5 Points

Open the eighteenth present!

December 19th 5 Points

Open the nineteenth present!

December 20th 5 Points

Open the twentieth present!

December 21st 5 Points

Open the twenty-first present!

December 22nd 5 Points

Open the twenty-second present!

December 23rd 5 Points

Open the twenty-third present!

December 24th 5 Points

Open the twenty-fourth present!

December 25th 5 Points

Open the twenty-fifth present!

December 26th 5 Points

Open the twenty-sixth present!

December 27th 5 Points

Open the twenty-seventh present!

December 28th 5 Points

Open the twenty-eighth present!

December 29th 5 Points

Open the twenty-nineth present!

December 30th 5 Points

Open the thirtieth present!

January 1st 5 Points

Open the thirty-second present!

Candlebearer 5 Points

Witness the Day of the Little Candles

Comic Consumer 5 Points

Read "A Gift to Never Forget" in the Blue Door

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WATCH A MOVIE 5 Points

Use the home movie theater to its fullest and catch a premiere! (deja vu)

December 2nd 5 Points

Open the second present!

December 14th 5 Points

Open the fourteenth present!

December 31st 5 Points

Open the thirty-first present!

Yeti Yeeted 5 Points

Defeat the Yeti in the Yule Duel arcade game!

Santa Slain 10 Points

Defeat Santa in the Yule Duel arcade game!

Collector's Set 25 Points

Collect all 25 cards in the Yule Duel arcade game!

The End 5 Points

Open all the presents

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/500 points)

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Waddle Antarctic

Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/245 points)

New in Town 5 Points

Start playing.

Brave 5 Points

Face a level 100 enemy.

Defender 5 Points

Buy your first shield.

Dumpster Diving 5 Points

Who needs dignity? ...and clean clothes?

Fashion Conscious 5 Points

Buy a new coat of paint.

First Fight 5 Points

Win your first fight.

Gambler 5 Points

Win a gamble at the sledge races.

Level 5 5 Points

Reach level 5.

Level Up 5 Points

Level up for the first time.

Rocky 5 Points

Knock down a punching bag.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life. 5 Points

Do some sick dance moves.

Swordsman 5 Points

Buy your first sword.

That was a bad idea 5 Points

Make a poor decision in an alleyway.

The World's End 5 Points

Have a beer at the Pub.

All you ever wanted 10 Points

#foloyurdreamz

Level 10 10 Points

Reach level 10.

Level 15 10 Points

Reach level 15.

Master Block 10 Points

Buy the best shield.

Spirit 10 Points

Talk to the fountain spirit.

Level 20 25 Points

Reach level 20.

Level 25 25 Points

You must be so over this by now.

Master Attack 25 Points

Buy the best sword.

Golden Astronaut 50 Points

Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.